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Joke of the Day

"Why did princess Diana cross the road? Because she forgot her seatbelt."

"You can't be anti-abortion AND pro-death penalty AND a unicorn."

"I'd love to date one of our moderators. Every joke is long to them."

"What does Jared from Subway have in common with McDonald's? They put their meat in 10 year old buns."

"I just sent my first e-mail. Kongratulations!"

"If you see someone crying, ask them if it is because of their haircut."

"I wanted to be a Ninja, so I googled ""Ninja school"" I followed the link to their website, and it said ""Page cannot be found"" WOW, these motherfuckers are good."

"Sex while camping... Is fucking in tents."

"I can deal with shootings and police harassment. But it's January 4th and some maniac is playing Christmas music. Time to leave the ghetto"

"What is the Pope's favorite type of woman? Nun"