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Joke of the Day
"Why did princess Diana cross the road? Because she forgot her seatbelt."
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"I can't stand holocaust jokes, they hit too close to home. My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off one of the watchtowers"
"How many refs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They only screw playoff games"
"Aaron Hernandez just got convicted...... From Tight End to now Wide receiver"
"My Grandfather has the heart of a lion, and a lifetime ban from the zoo."
"Had no idea why my salad was $175, 'til the waiter explained that they only use Beets by Dre."
"Elevator A man walks into an elevator occupied by a woman. He asks, ""Can I smell your feet?"" She says, ""Certainly not!"" He says, ""Hmmm, must be your pussy then."""
"In the United States the colors red white and blue represent freedom. Unless they see it in their rear view mirror."
"What do you call a retard covered in water? Flame retardant"
"Yah I ordered a large pizza but it's thin crust/ light cheese so basically it's a salad ."