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Joke of the Day
"{Commercial for Floors} Is this you? {footage of man falling endlessly to oblivion}"
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"My phone died doing what it loves: dying."
"my doctor wrote me a prescription for dailysex My girlfriend insists it says dyslexia"
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"My Tylenol bottle says ""DO NOT TAKE IF SEAL NOT PRESENT."" Does anyone know how to contact him?"
"Q. Where do tired linedancers go for Breakfast? A. Ihop"
"How do jews get around town? On penny boards."