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Joke of the Day

"Someone needs to tell Madonna you can't call it ""Girls Gone Wild"" when you're a 100."

"What is the best animal related joke you know? These jokes should be any jokes that are even vaguely related to animals!"

"""I just want a guy that makes me laugh"" *makes her laugh* ""Not you."""

"Maybe the dinosaur extinction was a murder suicide by the T-Rex. If I couldn't jerk off because my arms were to short I'd kill everyone too."

"The gardener at my work put beer in the garden to catch slugs SO GUESS WHO JUST BECAME A SLUG"

"I get the same thing for my birthday every year - a pair of socks and a piece of tail... And they're both two sizes too big."

"Why did ISIS invade Antarctica? They saw a documentary about penguins and thought the continent was full of devout Islamic women."

"My door was not working I couldn't handle it"

"What's the difference between snowmen and snow-women? Snowballs."

"Little Red Riding Hood sure took a long time to realize the talking wolf in drag wasn't her grandma."