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Joke of the Day

"Guys, I just found a BUNCH of Mohicans!"

"*Goes to work* *Punches clock* *Gets fired for breaking clock*"

"Can't believe it's 2012 and still possible for me to cut myself shaving."

"What do you call a man with no arms or legs in your swimming pool? Bob"

"Do you ever feel bored on reddit, because you read everything already? I guess you could say you've reddit already"

"What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my dick up your ass."

"How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris? Don't know. Its never been done before."

"Didja hear about the new LGBT hockey team gonna play in Boston? (Wait for it ... wait for it ...) Yeah - the Boston Bruouts ..."

"Recipe idea: Add ADDITIONAL cheese to your frozen pizza to make pizza with EXTRA CHEESE! (Ladies, you may pin this on your pinny web thing.)"

"While scrolling the front page I saw the most annoying thread ever It was coming out of the sweater I was wearing. That was my favorite sweater."