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Joke of the Day
"If I want to commit suicide, all I would do is jump from your EGO' to your IQ Level'."
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"Co-worker: What's the difference between astronomy & astrology? Me: Approximately 50-60 IQ points."
"What do you call an Asian lady sitting on a fence with no arms or legs? Pai-Ling"
"What's better than a Kike on a Pike? Two Kikes on a Pike!"
"I went to a seminar on drilling methods yesterday... Boring!"
"How to measure the perfect amount of pasta Step 1: Measure out the perfect amount of pasta. Step 2: Wrong."
"I was in a cab today and the cab driver said, ""I love my job, I'm my own boss. Nobody tells me what to do..."" Then I said, ""turn left."""
"Q: What do astronauts eat for dinner? A: Launch meat."
"Where did Donald Trump go for dinner last night? Rubio Tuesdays"
"The local police station had their toilet stolen. The cops say they have nothing to go on."