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Joke of the Day
"I went to a seminar on drilling methods yesterday... Boring!"
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"What do you call an unfinished Tennis match? Wimble-not-don :D"
"What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Poop."
"I heard this amazing joke the other day, made me laugh so hard. Unfortunately I seem to have forgotten it."
"Where does a zookeeper hang his laundry? On a clothes lion."
"I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals.. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants."
"Why do melons always have big weddings? Because they can't elope."
"People are like onions... I always cry when I cut them up."
"Why's the little boy scarred for life after going to buy his mom some earrings? He went to Jared."
"Dirty fetish one liner The hardest part of being into double penetration, is that you have to get two people into it."