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Joke of the Day
"Q: What do astronauts eat for dinner? A: Launch meat."
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"What does Santa Claus call his more thuggish elves? Gangsta wrappers!"
"What is so good about dead baby jokes? They never get old"
"Dr: He has a lot of blockage ""So my Dad has a bad heart?"" Dr: He also donates to charity ""So he has a good heart?"" Dr: Ya, it evens out"
"Police Chief: There has been a car hi on Seventh Street Police Officer: Don't you mean a hijack? Chief: No, he had an iPhone 7"
"Remember when everyone died before gluten-free bread?"
"The movie industry has been irresponsible in the way it has glamorized getting splashed by a passing car."
"Why do pigs like February 14th? They get lots of Valenswines."
"A little Italian grandfather comes up to Customs. The Customs official says ""Have you got anything to declare?"" He thinks a second and he says ""It's a nice-a day!"""
"men are so polite woman in a bikini reveals about 90% of her body.... and yet most men are so polite they only look at the covered parts."