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Joke of the Day
"Pizza is something you love for a half hour before you eat it... ...like a baby."
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"If it looks like a duck, Sounds like a cat, And walks like robot, You took too many pain killers."
"What does Snoop Dogg have an umbrella for? Fo' Drizzle"
"How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't know. It kept breaking my guitar strings so I gave up."
"A man using the new Apple maps walks into a bar... ... or maybe a hotel. or possibly a church."
"How do you get out of tipping on a $100 order? Order to go. Seriously, fuck you if you do this."
"what is american soup made from? laughing stock"
"What do porn movies and disney movies have in common? Happy endings."
"Thank God pets can't talk, they know too much."
"I often say to myself, ""I can't believe that cloning machine worked."""