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Joke of the Day

"What's better than a Kike on a Pike? Two Kikes on a Pike!"

"How do you make your wife cry when you're having sex? Ring her up and let her listen"

"What's the difference between Jesus and a hooker? Jesus wants to get fucked for free."

"You can't make me believe there's a shortage of jobs in this country when there are 23 cash registers at WalMart and only 3 cashiers."

"Now that we have finally started to accept LGBT people inour society... ...I think Iowans will soon follow"

"Ugh, stalkers are horrible. You'd think SOMEONE could've let me know I was out of toilet paper."

"Skydiving without a parachute... Is a once in a lifetime opportunity. I heard this on a spotify ad and it cracked me up. I thought I'd share it.:) Edit: fixed an auto correct mistake"

"what happens when the world stops existing,when all the stars and planets don't exist anymore? Half life 3 will go into early development."

"Border patrol: Why do you have 100s of DVDs of Top Gun stuffed into your seat cushions Me: *sweating* BP: They aren't even illegal"

"If there were no food left what could people do? Country people could eat their forest preserves and city people could have their traffic jams."