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Joke of the Day
"SHE has the mouth of a sailor... ...that recently retired & started a new career as a trucker."
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"Jesus could walk on water But Stephen Hawking runs on batteries"
"When you wear a cardigan for the very first time it's just called a card"
"My doc said that I should stop smoking and drinking immediately. What does he care what I'm doing in the waiting room?"
"Columbus didn't get to India because he was dis-Oriented He found the Americas by Occident."
"'I hope you're not one of those boys who sits and watches the school clock' said the principal to a new boy. 'No Sir. I've got a digital watch that bleeps at three-fifteen.'"
"Miley Cyrus has her tongue out more than Jabba the Hutt."
"What do you call a Dr. that shares your medical history with everyone? a HIPAAcrite"
"What do you get when you have an Asian and MLP? My Little Penis"
"Whenever my ex-girlfriend regrets her abortion... ...she just calls and talks to me for an hour."