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Joke of the Day

"Biggest joke on the planet. Real Madrid"

"Student l: ""Did you know that ghosts are protected by the Constitution?"" Student 2: ""They are?"" Student 1: ""Sure. It's in the Bill of Frights!"""

"What do nosey peppers do? They get Jalapeno business!"

"Did you hear about the prostitute who had a vagina surgically implanted on her hip? She wanted to make a little money on the side."

"I judge a book by it's cover when the cover is a picture worth 1000 words."

"A lot of people cry when chopping onions, but the trick.. ..is to not get emotionally attached."

"What kind of computer can't sing? A Dell"

"Of course I work out. I do burpees after drinking pop. I do lunges to grab the last slice of pizza & squats if I drop it."

"89% of being a parent is telling my kids to put on shoes before we leave the house and then getting in the car wearing my slippers."

"Yo mama's so ugly Even her dildo went limp."