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Joke of the Day

"What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite kind of jacket? A Pullover!"

"My blonde gf thinks... My blonde gf thinks that USB is a back up plan just in case USA fails."

"Have you heard the rope joke? Skip it."

"I just battle rapped my 4 year-old and rhymed ""take a nap"" with ""piece of crap"" so don't tell me about your parenting skills."

"Bird pokemon must live in mexico because today a local pointed at me and said pinche joto. (The j has an h sound dummy)"

"The human soul weighs 1.2lbs. I know because I've weighed myself before and after I walk into my job."

"You wanna know what made me realize I was Black As fuck I'm at the beach on a sunny day and to get a good pic I still needed the flash on"

"Technically all breakfasts are continental, unless you eat them in the ocean."

"The Titanic was recently visited by a diving crew with a robot submarine. What they found out was completely amazing. Even after 100 years of being sunk, all the pools are still full."

"Here's a joke about my browser history: [deleted]"