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"Judging from what most terrifies my cats, when the apocalypse comes it will be heralded by a great rustling of plastic grocery bags."
"My teacher reminds me of history She's always repeating herself!"
"What did Mark Antony say to Van Gogh? Lend me your ears"
"How do you get an Aussie to climb up on the roof? Tell him drinks are on the house."
"Did you hear about the skywriter's autobiography? It was way over my head."
"Just had a 9 minute argument with The Boy over why he needs to change his underwear this morning. Don't forget your birth control, friends."
"What happened to the Mexican after he took heroin for the third time? He over*dos*'d ^^^^I'll ^^^^see ^^^^myself ^^^^out"
"Sick of the media always blaming video games for the rise in fantastical jewel-seeking quests."
"What do you call a skank playing ""H.O.R.S.E?"" She missed two shots, so she's a ho. I'll leave now."