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Joke of the Day
"My teacher reminds me of history She's always repeating herself!"
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"*leaves a ""beautiful eyes"" comment on all your leg selfies"
"What kind of horses only come out after dark? Nightmares!"
"Doctor: Sir, I have two bad news for you The first is that you have 48 hours before you die -And the second one? :'( I should have told you yesterday"
"What's yellow and flys through walls? A magic banana..."
"A zero and an eight are walking in a desert... and the zero asks the eight ""aren't you too hot with that belt on?"""
"What did the kidney say to the other kidney when it failed? Urine trouble now."