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Joke of the Day

"What happened to the Mexican after he took heroin for the third time? He over*dos*'d ^^^^I'll ^^^^see ^^^^myself ^^^^out"

"""The first million is the hardest"" - Adolf Hitler"

"How do you get 20 Canadians out of a pool? ""Okay folks, time to get out of the pool!"""

"""Pistorius"" sounds like a spell Harry Potter would have use to make someone's legs disappear. This is Frankie Boyles joke, not mine"

"My family keeps bringing up my felony like I'm afraid to commit another one."

"What does a baby computer call its father? Data"

"What state has the best small sized soft drink? Minisoda"

"One man gave his life, so you could have everything you ever wanted, and his name was JOHN CENA "

"Interview Joke Interviewer: Why should we hire you Interviewee: Coz you are hiring :)"

"Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!"