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Joke of the Day
"Why do Jewish men get circumcised? Because Jewish women love anything 20% off."
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"Tension between Katy Perry and Taylor Swift is heating up... ...and Obama is ordering air strikes on Syria, like that's gonna help. What an idiot."
"Why was the pedophile so excited by 23 year olds? There is 20 of them!!!"
"Jew joke Why are Jewish men circumcised? Their women won't touch anything that's not 20% off"
"Atleast my crippling depression keeps me going I'm a real self-loathivator"
"knock knock! knock knock who's there? europe europe who no, you are"
"Why did the opossum cross the road? To get to the middle."
"King Arthur wasn't pleased with the quality of his new table. The carpenter had cut some corners."
"I met the hottest woman the other day She was screaming for a bucket of water"
"Is there an apology card for: Sorry I kidnapped your dog and made him run on a treadmill to power my toaster last week, or no?"