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Joke of the Day

"Why do Jewish men get circumcised? Because Jewish women love anything 20% off."

"What are the best funny fake names you know?? I submit - Craven Moorehead"

"So a muslim guy walks into a bar.. Orders a drink, quietly enjoys it and then leaves. What? Were you expecting a more explosive punch line?"

"I Hate Housework! I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes ...and six months later you have to start all over again."

"If The Lego Movie is about anything other than parents walking around and cursing after stepping on Legos, it's not based on a true story."

"Why did the blind man walk into a wall? Somebody shot his dog"

"""It's terminal-"" GOD! HOW LONG DO I HAVE? ""Departure time is in three hours."" THREE? WHAT DO I DO? ""This is an airport."" SO WHAT? I'M DYING!"

"Mom I forgot. Am I special or unique? No son. You're retarded."

"Why do Physics and Biology teachers never get along? Because they have no chemistry"

"A new joke about Kim Jong Un (removed)"