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Joke of the Day

"I Hate Housework! I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes ...and six months later you have to start all over again."

"Once I saw a ghost... It looked like your dick"

"I'm confused. Celebrity comedians are paid millions of dollars... Yet the funniest people on the internet are janitors and stay-at-home moms."

"I told my friend to stop telling jokes about the Abominable Snowman Yeti still does"

"What is the worst thing about being an egg? You only get laid once, and that's by your mother!"

"What do Aaron Hernandez and Jared Fogle now have in common? Matching uniforms."

"What do you call a cracked window? A pane in the glass."

"I never realized how short a month is until I started paying rent"

"What fabric is worn in Soviet Russia? Linen"

"The Hillary Phone Just like the Obama Phone, but it deletes all of your emails."