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Joke of the Day
"Why did the blind man walk into a wall? Somebody shot his dog"
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"Chuck Norris doesn't own a can opener, he just chews through the can."
"""I am doing well."" - Russian man having sex with a well"
"just got up in the middle of breakfast and left my mom in the restaurant because she complimented this guys trump hat"
"And Jesus said, ""Come forth and receive everlasting life...."" But John came fifth, and only received a toaster oven."
"""THIS SUB CAN'T EVEN HANDLE ME RIGHT NOW!!!""-what i just screamed in subway as i spit black olives all over a 7 year old."
"I drew my gun. The guy in front of me drew his gun. Then I drew my other gun, and soon we were surrounded by some lovely drawings of guns."
"2 blondes fell into a hole The first one said ""*Its dark in here,isn't it?*"" The second one said""*I don't know,I cant see.*"""
"I can't tell if the vegans upstairs are having sex or are finally eating a steak."
"If a cop yells at you to GET DOWN just start twerking cause damn, dude, be more specific"