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Joke of the Day

"If The Lego Movie is about anything other than parents walking around and cursing after stepping on Legos, it's not based on a true story."

"What happens when you sing a country music song backwards? You get your wife, truck, and land back."

"You have so much potential But no kinetic energy, therefore you will never go anywhere in life."

"Sorry, Australia... Overheard my sister talking to my friend when this was said. Sis: ""Do they have bush babies in Australia""? Friend: ""No, but they have plenty of dead babies in the bush""."

"What's the capital of Greece? About 20."

"If women would start naming their periods like hurricanes it would be alot easier for us men to remember which argument you are referring to."

"I spent the night in jail for refusing to take a nap. They said that I was resisting a rest."

"England 1 - 2 Iceland Credits to Iceland though, can't take that away."

"My sister-in-law sat on my glasses and broke them. It was my own fault. I should have taken them off."

"what do you call a baby donkey in spanish? a burrito."