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Joke of the Day
"Like Hannah Montana Transexual porn is the best of both worlds."
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"So I just saw the music video for Radioactive, and if you think fighting stuffed animals is weird... ...Imagine Dragons."
"I was confronted by an angry man today. I told him I come in peace Apparently that's something you shouldn't say to Peace's boyfriend"
"My SO thinks this is a very funny joke... is it? Q: Where do ballerinas go to get their torrents? A: The Pirouette Bay"
"Shakespeare walks into a gay bar... [Exit, pursued by a bear]"
"What's the Difference Between Peanut Butter and Jam? I can't peanut butter my dick in your ass."
"Whats similar between a hurricane and women? They come in hot and wet and leave with **THE LAWN CHAIRS WE BOUGHT TOGETHER SARA YOU BITCH!**"
"Juliet: O Romeo, Romeo! Wherefore art thou Romeo? Romeo: New phone. Who dis?"
"What did Mozart tell the terminator I'll be Bach"
"My girlfriend wants a Christmas Gift she can wear... I'm going to give her a facial."