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Joke of the Day

"Q: Why did the invisible man look in the mirror? A: To make sure he still wasn't there."

"B-E-F-O-R-E not b4. We speak English not fuc?ing bingo."

"Don't have shower sex It's a slippery slope that leads to bath things"

"[NSFW] Do you know what really brings out the child in me? A miscarriage."

"Just accidentally zoomed so far out of a Word document that I saw the birth of the universe"

"Two introverts go to a bar. They leave immediately."

"Marijuana should've been legalized at the same time as same sex-marriage no, really, so I can stop seeing this fucking joke"

"Why do farts smell? So that deaf people can enjoy them too."

"I'll say it again: It's no fair that black people get the entire month of February, while fat people only get a Tuesday."

"A pirate joke kind of day. What do pirates and pimps have in common? They both say ""YO HO!"" and walk with a limp!"