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"What do you call a flying Jew Smoke"
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"You guys want to play that new Michael Brown drinking game? It's easy, you just stand there and take eight shots."
"I got this ""breathe"" tattoo on my wrist because I don't have a central nervous system and it's a helpful reminder."
"My revenge for being designated driver is putting my car seat warmers on high and convincing my drunk friends that they pee'd in their pants"
"That moment when you hear a weird noise in the house and you're so lazy you think ""Meh, whatever. I had a good run."""
"What do you call a lesbian toilet. Gai Waterhouse."
"First Woman On The Moon... First woman on the Moon: ""Houston, we have a problem."" What? ""Never mind"" What's the problem? ""Nothing"" Please tell us? ""You know what the problem is."""
"Overheard: Augustus Caesar on New Year's Day: ""I keep writing 'B.C.' on all my checks."""