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Joke of the Day

"First Woman On The Moon... First woman on the Moon: ""Houston, we have a problem."" What? ""Never mind"" What's the problem? ""Nothing"" Please tell us? ""You know what the problem is."""

"Why do bees have sticky hair? They use honeycombs."

"Pour motor oil over a stack of CDs. Ta-da! Robot pancakes."

"So I found a Chinese pet carer... He said he would wok my dog for me"

"What do you call a factory that produces quality goods? A satisfactory"

"That rabbi's gone crazy! He's been running around a circumcising all kinds of lettuce... and that's just the tip of the iceberg."

"me: [performing autopsy] so I've been practicing my ventriloquism assistant: now's not the time corpse: aw come on"

"I'm so Italian . . . I even text with my hands."

"What do you call it when someone admits to caring about how they dress? A confashion."

"Time flies like an arrow... Fruit flies like a banana."