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Joke of the Day

"Girl, are you an unicorn? Because I wish you were real... ...Damn I am lonely"

"Who says Republicans aren't into recycling? Mitt Romney's thinking of running for President, again."

"CRIMINAL: You can't arrest me if you can't see me. BABY COP: God damn, I wish I understood the concept of object permanence."

"What does a Bears fan do when his team wins the Superbowl? He turns off his Xbox, and goes to bed."

"Rhodes Scholars are book smart... but road scholars are street smart."

"There are two types of people in this world Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data sets"

"All serial killers... Drinks water..."

"Made in Thailand Have you heard of the mountain climber from Bangkok? He became famous as the Thai of the Eiger. ~ Who won the election for mayor of Bangkok? It was a Thai."

"Her: I like the man-horsey in this film. He's hot. Me: Centaur. H: What? M: Centaur H: Is that his name? M: I want a divorce."

"Topical! What does a Japanese man do when there's an erection? He votes!"