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Joke of the Day

"GF: Sue at the bra shop said u got some lingerie ME: ... G: Only u didn't give it to me M: [nervously adjusting thong] I'm having an affair"

"Where should you go if you lost a corner? To the Eagles, they can get corner-backs."

"Oil is so cheap nowadays That I have 5 unused bottles of lube"

"I needed a password at least eight characters long ... ... so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs..."

"*brings a gun to a knife fight* *brings a gun to a pillow fight* *brings a gun to a food fight* who keeps inviting this guy"

"Why is it faster to download Midget porn? The files are always smaller."

"What did the husband tell his wife to do after he slapped her? The same thing he told her the first time!"

"I hate taking pictures of mirrors. The pictures always come out with some a**hole in them."

"Why did the band Nickelback get booed at the football halftime show? Because they suck."

"What's green and eats nuts? Syphillis"