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Joke of the Day
"Question: Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants? Answer: He heard the snowblower coming."
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"Sometimes I wish I was a dinosaur, but then I remember they didn't have nipples."
"i love how flies rub their hands together like little criminals"
"When somebody said I could never be a ninja I replied, ""Shurikan"""
"Virginity and candy are a lot a like. They require minimal force to take from a child."
"3-year-old: There's a spider on the carpet! Me: Haha, that's just a piece of fuzz. *fuzz moves* Me: EVERYBODY OUT OF THE HOUSE!"
"I like my exes like I like my msn messenger Misremembered fondly but gone forever."
"My Dog I swear my dog thinks the floor in every room is the dinner table, every time I enter or leave a room she has to stand up."
"Tinfoil: Viserys Targaryen is a hipster. He wore a crown before it was cool."
"Before NASA sent Curiosity, Mars was bustling with cats."