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Joke of the Day
"What do you call the rough parts of Paris? La Ba-ghetto"
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"I absolutely recommend falling in love with your twitter crush and traveling about 3612 miles to boink them."
"Why don't you .... A husband asks his wife after sex ""Honey why don't you ever tell me when you are having an orgasm?"" She replies ""Well I would Dear but you are never home."""
"Some people wake up in the morning & are all like ""omg I'm the luckiest person in the world"" and I wake up all like ""oh my god"""
"Hey you know what's the hardest part of juggling? Telling girls you're not in the mood for sex."
"Someone broke into my local corner shop and stole 30 cases of Red Bull last night Honestly, I don't know how these people sleep at night"
"What Do You Call A Winery In Alabama? Vineyard Skynyrd"
"History has forgotten the name of the man that invented the ""Lazy Susan"", but it conveniently still remembers the name of his ex-wife."
"What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair? A Chocolate Chip Wookiee."
"My Gran just asked me ""What's the name of that God-damn Jew who keeps hiding stuff around my house!?"" It's Alzheimer, grandma. Alzheimer."