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Joke of the Day

"What Do You Call A Winery In Alabama? Vineyard Skynyrd"

"I spent a lot of years on ships. I beat off in the shower so much that every time it rains, I get a hard-on."

"I just found a little puppy on the sidewalk and it started TALKING! It was weird but tasted great."

"[dentist's full hand and wrist in my mouth, also his keys?] so u visited Spain u said? tell me. tell me every goddamn detail about Spain"

"What do you call a muslim on a plane? A passenger."

"a disturbing new trend called hot bowling: teens order a breadbowl full of soup at Panera & attempt to eat the breadbowl BEFORE the soup"

"What was the top item on Hitler's grocery list? Concentrated Juice."

"If women would start naming their periods like hurricanes it would be alot easier for us men to remember which argument you are referring to.."

"The real joke isn't always in the comments Sometimes it's in the Whitehouse..."

"To follow up on the Java/C# joke... Q: Why did the Java Developer quit his job? A: Because he didn't get arrays."