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Joke of the Day
"What Do You Call A Winery In Alabama? Vineyard Skynyrd"
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"There's a job in the paper for a park litter attendant. Experience is not necessary, you just pick it up as you go along."
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"I'm ""I lost my car in a parking lot"" years old *clicks alarm, clicks alarm* *silence* Am I even in the right parking lot?"
"People need to stop posting denigrating photo memes of animals; they have dignity and deserve respect. Oh that's Rick Santorum? Ok carry on."
"What do mutiny and an orgasm have in common? A sudden surge of seamen."
"Dr: You've gained some weight Me: You said I should take it easy Dr: That was a yr ago & you were sick Me: WELL I'M NOT A MIND READER"
"why did my wife didn't like her jewellery? cuz she is a nazi"
"I was watching a porno I was watching a porn film earlier, was just a sad fat bloke masturbating and weeping.....then I realized I hadn't turned the tv on :("
"Hey dude, want some sodium hypobromite? NaBrO, I'm good."