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Joke of the Day
"What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair? A Chocolate Chip Wookiee."
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"how do you know when you are in love? When she taps you on the ass and says ""Its in *Love*"" **Taxi**"
"Life is like a box of chocolates... It doesn't last long for fat people."
"Have you heard about the sequel to the Exorcist ? In the new version, a woman hires the Devil to get a priest out of her son."
"What's gray and can't fly? A parking lot."
"Why do people from Istanbul always swim? Because they're constant in a pool."
"Did you hear about the plane that crashed on the way to the ginger convention? Thankfully there were no souls on board."
"Taking my 4 year old to see Straight Outta Compton. I can't remember ever being this excited for a movie that's rated G."
"ALERT: If u got a message from me saying ""I Need To Contact Poopy Woman"" that was a hacker or error. I called the cops and they are mad"
"If a woman sleeps with a bunch of guys, she's a slut. But if a guy does the same thing, then he's gay."