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Joke of the Day
"Why did the prevert cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chickens ass"
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"Why do gay people dress so well? They didn't spend all that time in the closet doing nothing!"
"[police show picture of my dead body at bottom of stairs to wife] ""Why no pants on?"" We think he tried to jump into his pants & fell"
"I had my first tweet stolen so now I understand the pain and suffering the families of kidnap victims endure. Stay strong Amy Smart."
"Why are so many guys mean to their girl friends ? Because of the [central limit theorem](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Central_limit_theorem)."
"COP: [flashes his light into my car] ME: *struggles to roll down window* ""Sorry this isn't my car."""
"Why didn't the astronauts stay on the moon? Because it was a full moon and there was no room."
"I don't know who put chairs in the elevator, but that's a kind of laziness that I can respect."
"My wife caught me crossdressing. So I packed her things and left."
"What do you get when you mix human DNA with zebra DNA? Kicked out of the zoo."