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Joke of the Day

"[police show picture of my dead body at bottom of stairs to wife] ""Why no pants on?"" We think he tried to jump into his pants & fell"

"Why did the bald man go outside ? To get some fresh hair !"

"Harambe walks into a bar... ""What'll you have?"" says the bar tender ""I'll take a shot."" said Harambe"

"What's the worst part about being a pedophile? Trying to fit in"

"Where do one-legged waitresses work? IHOP. Tipping your waitress takes on a whole new meaning."

"Why is statistics never anyone's favorite subject? It's just average."

"How many communists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. The lightbulb contains the seeds of its own revolution."

"Why isn't Sean Connery an unmarried roofer? He's not a fan of the shingle life."

"I just hope this Justin Bieber thing doesn't make all yellow Lamborghini owners look bad."

"Best Place to hide.. Where's the best place to hide a body? Page two of Google."