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Joke of the Day

"COP: [flashes his light into my car] ME: *struggles to roll down window* ""Sorry this isn't my car."""

"What's a homophobe's favorite drink? fruit punch"

"Looks like I'm in the doghouse again.. Last night whilst the wife was asleep I swapped her tampax for a party popper. No sense of humour whatsoever!"

"What is the first derivative of a cow? A prime rib."

"Porn Ears? Q: What's the most sensitive part of your body when you're masturbating? A: Your ears."

"What do you get when you clone a cyborg? A cyclone."

"I'll have a foot long Italian with turkey and cheddar cheese. Whoops, wrong sub"

"What is a East Indian child's favourite game? Hide and go Sikh"

"What are some good conversation starter jokes you can think of? Just some light jokes with bit of humor . Nothing too dark."

"Jason Russel's been caught masturbating in public? Well, I guess it was Kony a matter of time before he fucked up."