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Joke of the Day

"There's no wrong way to eat a Reese's... Yea, says the guy who never shoved a bunch of Reese's up his ass."

"Why was the Women not Afraid of the Shark? It was a man eating shark (sorry it's so bad)"

"Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."

"There was a recall on my hearing aid but I never heard about it."

"What do you call the rapid growth of Indian cities? Turbanisation"

"There are so many people outside, and so much yelling, and I genuinely genuinely don't know if it's a murder or a rare Pokemon."

"Men who enjoy making their girlfriends jealous, good luck dealing with the crazy psycho you created."

"Dogs are probably really excited about dog sledding before they find out what it actually is."

"What do you call the underground slave trade? The black market."

"*Robocop smashes tail light* Uh oh, that's a citation *He drops a bag of weed* Damn that's 20 years *Robohippie starts to sweat*"