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Joke of the Day
"Why is K-pop the best genre of music? It has Seoul."
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"Wrong number Some guy keeps texting ""stand and deliver"" to me. I keep telling him he's got the wrong number, but he's adamant"
"My astronomy professor told me I was his star pupil."
"Will glass coffins be a success? Remains to be seen."
"if you want a woman to settle down with you be a cat"
"They say you can't tell a funny joke about terrorism, but you can. It's all in the execution."
"Why do shoes get sad... Why do shoes get sad when they lose their matching shoe? Because they lost their solemate"
"Have you ever smelled mothballs? How did you get their little legs apart?"
"I once took a ski away from an Eskimo... Then he dressed in black and got real depressed"
"I like my panties like I like my bass... Dropped"