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Joke of the Day
"I'm going to have to sit my mom down Apparently she has had sex with everyone on xbox live."
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"An invisible man and an invisible woman got married. Their kids were nothing to look at either."
"My cat and my paraplegic stepdad are so similar. Neither like being tossed in the neighbor's pool."
"I hate it when people think I'm staring when really I'm trying to kill them with my mind."
"There really should be awards for getting out of bed."
"My therapist told me.. My therapist told me that I have a fear of confrontation. I didn't agree with her but I held my tongue in case it caused an argument."
"A very wealthy man from Britain has purchased the Bates Motel.... Now it is Master Bates Motel.. I haven't had my coffee yet, this is the best I got"
"Why is no one friends with Dracula? Cause hes a pain in the neck."
"Why do Japanese people look so serious in pictures? Last time they saw a flash it destroyed their country"
"What does Bill Clinton say to Hilary after sex? I'll be home in 20 minutes"