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Joke of the Day

"Based on the seemingly random things my autocorrect suggests I sometimes wonder if it is trying to communicate with me."

"Did you know that Princess Diana was on her cell phone when she died? She was also on the dashboard, the windscreen, the roadside..."

"Wanna hear a joke? You!"

"it was hard being a teenager with the last name i mean stalk one guy and you're for the next three years"

"What is Donald Trump's favorite nation? Discrimination"

"What is the smallest book in history? French War Victories."

"Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? He hasn't either"

"April showers bring May flowers. But what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims."

"Jewelry make the perfect gifts because if things don't work out, she can throw them away and make you suffer. Take Titanic for example."

"Just made a playlist for hiking. It has music from Peanuts, The Cranberries, and Eminem. I call it my trail mix."