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Joke of the Day

"So I had to put German food in a container one time... It was a real wurst case scenario"

"ME (watching a sea of a million llamas stampede over the horizon): dear God, it's the alpacalypse"

"How did Canada get its name? They picked random letters out of a hat. C.... eh? N... eh? D....eh?"

"*gets down on 1 knee* OMG *puts 2nd knee down* WHAT? *lays on floor* JIM? *snake noises* WHAT ARE YOU DOING? *slithers out of relationship*"

"Jokes on you redditor If you are reading this... you proved it."

"INTERESTING FACT: The song ""Hurt So Good"" was written after John Mellencamp ate too much delicious Mexican food."

"What do you attach to a transgender chicken? Dez Nuts!"

"What do you call a dog in a diving bell? A sub-woofer"

"Thank you student loans for getting me through college I don't think I can ever repay you."

"Did you hear about the cow that jumped over the barbed wired fence? It was udder catastrophe!"