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"I saw some ducks practicing their teenage girl faces down by the pond today"
"Mobius strippers... never show their backside."
"*doctor moonwalks into office* ""Your test results are back Mr Johnson. You tested positive for BEING FABULOUS!!"" *Mr Johnson does the robot*"
"Caucasian Half-Cauc, Half-Asian"
"Kanye West can't wait to be the best man at his wedding."
"A man was found dead in an ice cream van covered in nuts and sprinkles Police say he topped himself"
"Why did the Russians send a dog to space to die? Because they didn't Lajka."
"in Heaven you get back all the chapsticks you lost"
"Why don't you ask about the home life of a filing cabinet? It's usually a sorted affair."