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Joke of the Day
"Why do women need to wear jockstraps while skydiving? To prevent them from whistling."
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"What is the scariest thing about a white man in jail? ...you know he did it."
"[META] question. Is there a such thing as a rhetorical joke?"
"Hey can I call you back in like 6 weeks?"
"What did the pedophiliac rabbi say to the young boy? Hey there little boy, you wanna BUY some candy?"
"Know who loves to get fisted? Sock puppets."
"I just realized I'm a bisexual. Every time I have sex, I have to buy it."
"I find that corn fields are the best places to vent your frustrations... ...because they're all ears."
"Mechanic: that's gonna cost $2000 Me: how much? Mechanic: $3000 Me: what did you say before that Mechanic: I said ""that's gonna cost"""
"Donald Trump said he thinks we made the right decision to leave the EU. This confirms that we absolutely did not make the right decision."