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Joke of the Day
"I just realized I'm a bisexual. Every time I have sex, I have to buy it."
Next Joke
"What kind of cigars does Baby Jesus smoke? (Mmmph!) Meek & Milds!!!! :0"
"Jesus: remember disciples, everything the light touches is god's kingdom Judas: um, isn't that from the Lion King? Jesus: *glares at Judas*"
"Seriously, get off the computer once in a while... smell the roses... volunteer... show your balls to a turtle... make a ham fort..."
"What do you call a pan-sexual man named Nick who works at a CD store? Pan Nick at the Disc Co."
"I gave away all my dead batteries recently... ... free of charge, of course."
"Heard this one liner at work today Hey, why don't you go slip into something a little more comfortable.....like a coma!!!!!"
"Why did the dolphin feel crabby? Because he ate too many crabs!"
"what kind of cookies do atoms eat? Fig neutrons"
"I often ask myself ""What's wrong with me?"" and the answer is ALWAYS ""You can't drink at work"""