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Joke of the Day
"What is the scariest thing about a white man in jail? ...you know he did it."
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"Why did the snowman leave his wife? Because she got plowed by another man."
"There's only 3 blonde jokes... The rest are true stories."
"Why can't Abraham Lincoln be convicted for murder? Because he's in a cent."
"What did the policeman say when he was told about the large pothole? ""I'll look into it."""
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"Did you hear about a band called 1020 MB? They haven't got a gig yet."
"Did you hear about the discount rabbi for circumcisions? He'll take up to 10% off."
"The masochist asks the sadist: please hurt me. The sadist answers: No!"
"Doctor: ""Well, Mrs Jones, you are eating for two now!"" Kate: ""I'm pregnant?!"" Doctor: ""No. You have a tapeworm."""