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Joke of the Day
"You can tuck a carrot into bed , but it won't know what you are doing because he's a carrot"
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"Taxidermist's Wife: Whatcha thinkin' about? Taxidermist: Stuff."
"God said: 'Let there be Satan, so people don't blame everything on me. And let there be lawyers, so people don't blame everything on Satan"""
"*goes to watch youtube vid* BUFFER well okay *lifts weights* *checks again* BUFFER *does steroids* BUFFER ""WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME"""
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"How do you know your girlfriend is getting fat? She starts fitting into your wife's clothes."
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"Someone please help me with my pope resume, so far all I have is ""I look fantastic in large hats."""