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Joke of the Day
"I'm not an alcoholic, an alcoholic NEEDS a drink... I already have one"
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"*Santa lifts a rug while sweeping and finds a dusty, crumpled note* ""Please keep my family safe, love Bruce Wayne."" *Santa grows very pale*"
"Whites are just like Asians, but with a cock"
"US Soccer Joke What STD did the US Soccer player get during the 2014 World Cup? Ghana-RIO!"
"I like to buy books, but I never read them. I just want them for my shelf."
"1. Ask for something. 2. Throw it down. 3. Repeat steps 1 & 2. - Toddler To Do List"
"If I had a coin for every gender there is.. I'd have two coins."
"The Koreans were printing with movable type in 1403. I was in 1402 and the noise kept me awake all night. - from MASH"
"How many jobs did Speaker Boehner create in the past 4 years as a Speaker? One, when he left."
"I scream, you scream- Fine, I'll put down the flare gun and let the hostages go."