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Joke of the Day

"How Long is a Chinese name ..."

"Asia and his father are playing a board game. Asia's father takes his turn. He looks at Asia and says, ""Europe, Asia."""

"My bread factory burned down. Now my business is toast."

"Call it a hunch... But I'm pretty sure I have an abnormal convex curvature of the upper spine."

"Health Tip: If you find a pill on the floor of a public restroom, rinse it off before taking it."

"What did the Chinese government say about the air pollution? Suck it up!"

"Why do dogs chase cats? To get dat pussy. . . . . . . I'll show myself the door."

"What's the difference between a woman and a video game? I don't get an erection when I beat a video game."

"What do prisoners used to talk to each other in jail? Cell Phones."

"Why didn't the fisherman go to Florida to fish for long jawed fish with rows of razor like teeth? He didn't have a Gar"