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Joke of the Day
"Funny how they say we need to talk when they really mean you need to listen."
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"Why don't you ever eat a girl out in the morning? Have you ever tried to pull apart a grilled cheese?"
"Just a reminder not to wear white after Labor Day and not to be black around cops."
"I think the most pressing question for the Pope should be, ""so like, after 7pm in the Vatican, what do you do? Just, like, sit in there?"""
"Old classic light bulb. How many people on a beach does it take to screw in a light bulb? depends on how many survivors there are. too soon."
"I saved a girl from getting raped today I stopped chasing her"
"recruiter: u should join the army octopus: buddy I'm army enough as it is"
"I don't chase guys unless I have my inhaler with me."
"I read that 10 out of 2 people are dyslexic That makes two of us"
"There's a lot of strange facts in this world if you think about it. For example, some people like when there's pulp in their orange juice."