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Joke of the Day

"There's a lot of strange facts in this world if you think about it. For example, some people like when there's pulp in their orange juice."

"In light of all the recent blond jokes... Why are blond jokes so short? So men can remember them."

"Put the punchline in the title. How do you ruin a joke?"

"WARNING: KEEP OUT OF REACH OF CHILDREN- DO NOT STAND TOO CLOSE TO THEM, THEY ARE GROSS AND WILL ASK YOU FOR STUFF"

"""Whatcha inventing?"" ""I call it a picnic. It's a meal but outside with bugs and a high risk of bear attack."" ""Can I bring my kids?"" ""Sure."""

"With the recent events in the news... My Facebook friends list is starting to look like the French revolution."

"Never trust your kids. You know who their parents are."

"Imagine how expensive the iPhone would be if they called themselves Organic Apple."

"My internet boyfriend doesn't know about my real life boyfriend, which makes two of them."

"Who always gets to the LGBT rally the fastest? The lesbians, because they leave lickety-split. Meanwhile, the gay guys are still packing their shit."