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Joke of the Day

"I think the most pressing question for the Pope should be, ""so like, after 7pm in the Vatican, what do you do? Just, like, sit in there?"""

"What did 1 volcano say to another volcano? That ash."

"What do u call a Jew? Jewish"

"what did the doe say when she came out of the woods? I'm never doing THAT for two bucks again."

"I hope I don't catch another weirdo pooping against the side of a 7-11 tomorrow because I'm not ready to love again."

"Gay Mafia Did you hear about those two gay guys in the mafia? One whacked the other one. http://earlmcgerd.tumblr.com/"

"What is the difference between a blimp and 365 blowjobs? One is a Goodyear, the other is a Great year!"

"My wife is a lot like a facebook post... Lots of people like her, she gets lots of comments, she has been shared by thousands of people, and she may be viral."

"I really want to get into BDSM I just need someone to show me the ropes"

"Why is Santa so Jolly? Cause he knows where all the bad girls live."