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Joke of the Day

"I think the most pressing question for the Pope should be, ""so like, after 7pm in the Vatican, what do you do? Just, like, sit in there?"""

"The US asked Mexico how many illegal immigrants got into America each year... Mexico said- ""Not Juan"""

"Why are Juggalos obsessed with hatchets? Felons can't buy guns"

"How do you get a one armed man off a tree? You wave to him"

"A knock knock joke for when your SO is on her period. Knock knock. Who's there? Mr. Tampon. Mr. Tampon who? You bloody well know who I am. (For best effect, physically knock on her pubic region)"

"Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell."

"I hope my boss asks me to draw a bunch of cats wearing top hats today cause then I'll already be done my work and I can leave early"

"Man outside walmart is asking for donations for the drug and alcohol outreach program You mean there's people who don't have access to them?"

"Why was the cat so small ? Because it only ate condensed milk !"

"When is a farmer like a magician? When he turns his cow into pasture."