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Joke of the Day
"Marriage is like a seesaw. It's not fun if one of them is fat."
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"I got stuck in a tornado once It sucked"
"I was called a racist for saying black paint today... Apparently the correct term is, ""Tyrone paint the fence"""
"Making holy water from regular water is easy. Just boil the hell out of it."
"They say the average person has sex 82 times a year.... ......I guess I'm going to be busy as hell for the next four days."
"One of the best jokes of all time... Women's Rights"
"""So my doctor just told me my DNA was backwards."" ""And?"""
"Superman could have become a doctor, using his x-ray vision to detect life threatening tumors. But no, we really needed another journalist."
"Two polacks are driving in a car The driver: Stick your head out the window and see if my directional is working. Is it on?"" The passenger:"" Uh yep. nope. yep. nope. yep. nope"""
"A man steps into an elevator with a woman inside... He asks her, ""Can I smell your feet?"" She responds, ""NO!"" He says, ""Oh shit, then it must be your pussy!"""