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Joke of the Day
"Making holy water from regular water is easy. Just boil the hell out of it."
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"Our carbon monoxide detector keeps beeping and waking me up from my nap."
"""How many..."" How many blacks do you need to start a riot? Minus one."
"Why was the policeman sent to talk to a bunch of crows? Because someone said there was a ""murder""."
"A book fell on my head I can only blame my shelf."
"My maths teacher is like a line that touches a point on a curve He goes on a tangent but he always gets to the point."
"What's the difference between a girlfriend and a toilet The toilet doesn't want to cuddle after you dump a load in it."
"What's the difference between a Catholic priest and acne? Acne doesn't come onto a boy's face until he's 13."
"A guy says to his wife ""why don't you ever tell me when you orgasm?"" She replies, ""I don't like ringing you at work."""
"what idiot called it ""alphabet soup"" instead of ""times new ramen""?"