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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend told me to humble down shes just jealous of the fact that I'm the most humble man on earth"

"How do you know if air fresheners have gotten too smart? If they have become scent-ient."

"I accidentally hit my head on a window today... It was paneful."

"What did Lord Nelson say to his shipmates before they got on the ship? Get on the ship"

"Joke of The Day A new Student came to the class. After telling the rest of the Children his name, the teacher asked, ""what does your Father do""? . . . . . . Student :"" Whatever Mom Says"""

"For me, girls are like blackjack... I try to go for 21 but I always hit on 14."

"NEWS ITEM. Kidnappers grabbed a little boy and two days later sent him home with a ransom note. His parents immediately sent the kid back with the money."

"OP is in labour. Still can't deliver."

"Why are females so moody when they're on their period? It's an ovary action."

"It's impossible for a woman to say I'm not overreacting' without screaming."